Curiosity Has Landed!

I will shoot you with my Pew36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Congrats NASA on another out of this world accomplishment! So what are we looking for exactly? The latest $2.6 billion rover "Curiosity" has landed safely and it's mission is "to assess whether Mars ever had an environment able to support small life forms" (Marvin Martian?) NASA says.
Curiosity left earth on November 26 on a journey of over 352 million miles, according to our boys at NASA.
Controlled from a jet propullsion labatory, Curiosity is loaded with all the bells and whistles such as power windows, 17 on board cameras, a laser that can survey the composition of rocks from far away or destroy a medium size country depending on which switch you press. The Rover is also fit with a 22 speaker 2000 watt stereo system complete with ipod integration and front and rear dvd players (sounds a lot like my Escalade). NASA, you spared no expense this time! Way to go boys!